You Are A Trader If ..

By | January 12, 2015 4:27 pm
16 Comments
  • You look at mountain ranges and see 5-wave structures and 61% retracements.

 

  • You look at the night sky & see a hammer pattern instead of the Big Dipper.

 

  • You know that Head and Shoulders isn’t referring to a shampoo.
  • You go to the bathroom during market hours and it costs you Rs 50000.

 

  • You regularly check the Dow Jones price phone when you get up in the middle of the night .

 

  • The only cable channel number you know is CNBC.

 

  • You go to Pantaloon store and start thinking about manipulation in stock price

 

  • You go to Reliance FRESH Store and think about Buy Back by Reliance and think sab bakwas hai

 

  • You routinely starve yourself from 9:15 to 3 :30 IST.

 

  • Your’s friend name is SATYAM and u start think about RAJU.

 

  • You have no clue what a company does but know its symbol and 52wk high/low.

 

  • The last thing you do before falling asleep is check the US Market, and first thing after getting up is check the Asian markets, SGX nifty
Category: Trading Psychology

About Bramesh

Bramesh Bhandari has been actively trading the Indian Stock Markets since over 15+ Years. His primary strategies are his interpretations and applications of Gann And Astro Methodologies developed over the past decade.

16 thoughts on “You Are A Trader If ..”

  7. Ashok

    Some more:
    Mummy how was Nifty today?…I want to ask Papa for iPhone…

    Doctor his blood pressure varies as per Sensex..is there any medicine to control sensex???

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  11. Mehul

    Lolz… That’s hilarious…
    You should also add, ‘Regularly following Bramesh’s blogs on technicals and reading FII F&O Data Analysis daily 😀

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